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Man Test

Are you a real man?

This test will help you find out what the other guys and gals aren’t telling you!
When in doubt guys, pick "C".

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS – RESULTS AT BOTTOM

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don’t miss ESPN Sportscenter.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever find out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you’ve just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.

6. Your girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no importance to your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

Evaluating Results:

If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you’re a little confused.

If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!"

Burp Prank

Burp Prank

Once downloaded, this icon shown above is what you click on to begin the fun. Be sure to save the program you download to a USB stick so you can easily install in on your victim’s computer. Copy it to their "C-Drive" somewhere, double click it, turn up the volume on their speakers (this prank won’t work if they have NO sound!) AND RUN!!!

To end this one, give it the 3 finger salute and END TASK on the RANDOM BURPER – That will kill it. Of course, if you don’t tell your victim this, they will probably restart their computer and the burping will go away! The problem being, of course, that you could easily place the program in their START-UP FOLDER and it will never go away! Every time they re-start their computer, they re-start this burping program – every minute an entirely new burp! But Robrob8 DID NOT suggest this to you. Remember that!!

Thanks to www.rjlsoftware.com

To Begin Download CLICK HERE
This download comes direct from RJLSoftware.com you will be visiting their site to download this prank.

Bomb Prank

Bomb Prank

Bomb looks just like a Windows Explorer crash.

Good for half a chuckle. OK, you have to experience it, not just read this and figure that it’s not for you, OK? But, if you like it or hate it, please don’t email me about it, after all, I am Robrob8 and really don’t have the time for strange emails. Now, if you start by saying "Sir Robrob8" in your email I may read your message to me. Just a thought. Keep this in mind for future reference.

To EXIT, just click on Close. And stay away from the airports, OK?
To Begin Download CLICK HERE

This download comes direct from RJLSoftware.com. You will be visiting their site to download Bomb.

Avoid This

Avoid This – Start Button Prank

A very clever prank. Notice where the START BUTTON is located?

What this program does, once started, is randomly move the START button around the toolbar. If someone needs the start button, they’ll never get to it!

LOL

When you download it, find this icon:

AVOID ICON

And double click it to start the fun, you’ll want to start the fun on someone else’s computer, of course!!

To EXIT, give it the 3 finger salute and END TASK on the dots
( ….) – If you END TASK when the START BUTTON is in an awkward or unusual place, you’ll have to re-start your computer to get it back where it belongs.

FILE SIZE OF DOWNLOAD 107 Kb To Begin Download CLICK HERE

This download comes direct from RJLSoftware.com You will be visiting their site to download this prank

Thanks to www.rjlsoftware.com.