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This is a list of comebacks that Robrob8 has said to his wife. Yes, we are still married, Sheila has a great sense of humor (luckily for me!) I have had submissions to this page too! Thanks to all that have added their two cents! Use the form below to add your own. [Don't miss the picture at the bottom of the page!]

Jewel sent this in: Ronnie was talking about our bowling balls he said, "Where are my balls?" I said, "Why, did you lose yours?"

Mark sends in: I told my wife (then, X 2 B now and it had nothing to do with this - trust me) "When you turn forty I'm turning you in for two twenties." She told me "You're not wired for two-twenty."

LQQ4RANDY sent this in: a friend ask me if I had been getting any on the side lately? I said ''SH*T"" I hadn't had any in so long I didn't know they moved it!!!

Matt sends this in:
I was talking to my wife and she asked me if she looked fat.
I replied watching the game: Hell Yeah!!! because my team just scored For the next four weeks i realized how comfortable a futon is.

Steve B. sends this one in:
Wife: I'm not going to get into a battle of wits with you......You're unarmed!

Chris sends in: My wife, now ex, said to me "I'm leaving you" to which i replied "Do you want a hand to pack" True story.

Tony sends these in:
1. I'll fix the sink tomorrow, swear to God
2. Come on honey, we had sex LAST year
3. Lipstick on my collar...where...no that's paint
4. Those jeans don't make your ass look fat...your ass makes your ass look fat (THUMP!)

Lisette sends in: How about I get a boob job so that you can stare at me instead of the computer screen, huh? Oh, and I am NOT your hand! This was said just last night...

Shylii sends this in:
shylii:So where do you usually put the condoms?
Andy: Well, we've run out of them for the past month.
shylii: what the hell have you been using then?
andy: well, kinda hope to save some money so i used some rubber gloves.

Gez sent this in:
Andy: Got any ice?
Gez: Yeah, in the freezer.

Cheryl send this in: It had been three months since I had our fourth child and I had been losing weight (down to 130)and I asked my husband if he still thought I was too big for the jeans I wanted to wear he says NO HONEY your not fat your out of shape. Is there a difference ?

Nadim says: I Said To My Wife At Dessert : "Who Has Ever Heard Of Ice Cream Topped With Pickles ?! I Like Mine With Pineapple!" She Replied " Here's Your Pineapple Dear! " And She Put The Fruit On The Ice Cream. " NoNoNo! MASHED Pineapple Was My Reply, So My Wife Got A Hammer And Whammed It On The Ice Cream.

Ben says: She says "The house is such a mess!" I say well clean it up then!

Adam sends this in:
Me : Whats on Tv?
it : Crap
Me :You starred in yet another commercial then...

Charlie sends in "Well dear, it happened like this..."

Chris sends this one in:
My wife asked me "What's on TV?"
My response was "Dust".

She says "You never listen to me!"
Robrob8 replied "I always listen to you, I can't tune you out!"

She says "I'm going to shave my legs now"
Robrob8 replied "Time to evict Robin Hood out of Sherwood Forest, eh?"

I looked at dinner and asked "What is it?"
She picked it up and threw it in the disposal, and said, "It's GONE!"
(Thanks to Lew for this one!)

She says "You may have noticed that I don't shave my legs as often in the winter."
Robrob8 replied "As compared to what? The hairs grow so long when you wear shorts that your legs can't even tan!"

She says: "You think that you know everything!"
Robrob8 says "Not true! I found out that I don't know everything the day after we married!"

James sent this in: My wife told me she was gonna cut me off. Cut me off, hell she doesn't even know where I'm gettin it.

Brian says: My wife said: My mother has a tumor in her ear. Even if it is benign, the surgery will probably leave her deaf. I said, 'What the hell, it's not like she listens to anyone, anyway.'

You are more than welcome to email me your contributions for this list. If your significant other (husband or wife) doesn't mind too much!

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