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Jeff Foxworthy is well known and respected for the
help he gives to people that have partially lost their identity, there
place in the world. In this article he's Helping those that may be from
Manitoba.
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If you consider it a sport to
gather your food by drilling through 36" of ice and sitting there
all day hoping that the food will swim by, you live in Manitoba
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If your local Dairy Queen is
closed from September through May, you live in Manitoba.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in
Manitoba.
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If you have had a lengthy
telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you
live in Manitoba.
If "Vacation" means going south past Grand Forks for the weekend,
you live in Manitoba.
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If you measure distance in hours,
you live in Manitoba.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
live in Manitoba.
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If you often switch from "heat" to
"A/C" in the same day and then back again, you live in Manitoba.
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If you can drive 110 KM/H through
2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinchin, you live
in Manitoba.
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If you design your kid's Halloween
costume to fit over a snowsuit, You live in Manitoba.
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If driving is better in the winter
because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Manitoba.
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If you know all 4 seasons by:
almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live
in Manitoba.
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If your idea of creative
landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce, you live
in Manitoba.
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If down south to you means the
U.S. border, you live in Manitoba.
If your 1st of July bbq was moved indoors due to frost, you live in
Manitoba.
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If you have more miles on your
snow blower than your car, you live in Manitoba.
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If you find -20 degrees "a little
chilly", you live in Manitoba.
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If you actually understand these
jokes, and you forward them to all your Manitoba friends, you live
in Manitoba.
NOW
YOU KNOW!
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