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If you consider it a sport to
gather your food by drilling through 36" of ice and sitting there
all day hoping that the food will swim by, you live in Manitoba
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If your local Dairy Queen is
closed from September through May, you live in Manitoba.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in
Manitoba.
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If you have had a lengthy
telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you
live in Manitoba.
If "Vacation" means going south past Grand Forks for the weekend,
you live in Manitoba.
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If you measure distance in hours,
you live in Manitoba.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
live in Manitoba.
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If you often switch from "heat" to
"A/C" in the same day and then back again, you live in Manitoba.
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If you can drive 110 KM/H through
2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinchin, you live
in Manitoba.
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If you design your kid's Halloween
costume to fit over a snowsuit, You live in Manitoba.
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If driving is better in the winter
because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Manitoba.
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If you know all 4 seasons by:
almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live
in Manitoba.
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If your idea of creative
landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce, you live
in Manitoba.
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If down south to you means the
U.S. border, you live in Manitoba.
If your 1st of July bbq was moved indoors due to frost, you live in
Manitoba.
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If you have more miles on your
snow blower than your car, you live in Manitoba.
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If you find -20 degrees "a little
chilly", you live in Manitoba.
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If you actually understand these
jokes, and you forward them to all your Manitoba friends, you live
in Manitoba.
