WHAT THE
WORLD WOULD BE LIKE WHEN Robrob8 IS KING
There are just so many morons in the world.... people that
can't drive properly, guys that j-walk across the street in
front of me, people that don't know what they are talking about
and look stupid instead of having a brain in their heads, you
know the type I am talking about, don't you? Yeah, we all know
people like that. People that break the rules or just plain
ignore them because they think that they are "special" or
something.
Well, let me tell
you, the world would be a better place if Robrob8 was King. I'd
round up all the morons and place them on their own little
island (in the middle of a hurricane or typhoon!).
Or maybe
something else like:
If Robrob8 was King:
People that rode their
bikes on the road when there is a bike path marked would be fair game
for chicken. Cars vs Bikes. I think I'd win.
Anyone crossing the street
outside of the crosswalk would be an eligible target. Once you cross
over into the roadway, outside of the painted lines, you are taking your
life in your hands because now if someone drives over you they can't be
charged with a criminal offence. YOU crossed into the path of the
vehicle and now you'll pay the price!
Unattended shopping carts
in grocery and department stores are open game. If you are shopping and
walk away from your cart, filled with stuff that's on my list, I
am allowed to take it. Hell, you abandoned it, now it's mine!
I would never have to
repeat myself. If you asked me to repeat myself, if you said "Huh?" to
me, or "What?" or anything like that which forces me to repeat myself
you could immediately be put to death.
We would have 3 day
weekends all the time, not just for special holidays. And we would have
them back-to-back every week.
People that can't park
their cars inside the white lines of the parking spot would be penalized
with scratches to any part of the car that overhangs the line. If you
can't stay within the lines, watch out! I'm gonna scratch up your car
and I'm allowed to do it because I'm King!
I would have the authority
to hand out fines and cost people a lot of money and court time, prison
time and community service. Stuff like that. "Hey, you in the too baggy
pants, showing your ass crack! Here's a fine of 2000 hours community
service in the retirement home!" Or how about "You, you're too ugly,
$500.00 fine!" maybe even, "Stop that car, you can't drive - ever
again!". And all of this stuff would have to happen, because I would be
the King!
