Well, It's about 1am, 4am for you easterners...
and I decided, heck, why not make a web page... so this is it.
The topic is written above, but in case you
missed it, it's about all the birds I've fed. Nah, you didn't miss it,
you know it's all about the things I did when I was bored and had
nothing better to do than what I did.
Generally, I do good things ... generally.
There was this
time I was in Sears and I think I was shopping for someone's
birthday present, I'm not sure. But I was lonely, so I went to
the customer service desk and told them that I lost my wife. I
was eating really sour candy, so I might have had some drool on
the side of my mouth... but anyways, they were nice enough to
call over the speaker system for my wife to come to the customer
service desk and get me. Did I tell you that I went shopping
alone that day? Anyways... after half an hour I had someone call
me a taxi home. I gave the driver $5.00 and had him drive me to
my car. The person I was shopping for got cash instead of an
actual present.
There was this pizza place that delivered,
they were really close to where I lived. I used to go there to pickup a
pizza that my buddy ordered, I had the money for it and everything. The
thing was, there was never an order, because I had no buddies, there was
no order, and I was just going there to hang out. Anyways, I'd be there
for a while as they checked their phone orders for my pizza order. They
wouldn't find it, so I'd just hang out saying that maybe my buddy's
phone call was being delayed and that it would come soon. After about an
hour, they told me to leave. But, good news, by the fourth or fifth time
I did this, they started giving me free pizzas so that I would leave.
Score one for the robrob8ster!
Please email in your own suggestions,
since boredom only begets boredom .... .... And if I need excitement
I'll post your anti-boredom stuff on this page ... ... if I get around
to it.
