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"Who Would You Like Most
To Kiss Your Ass?"*
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Ass Kisser: David T
Reason: because he shagged me and didnt even say thanks for the really good
Ass Kisser: Lilian
Reason: Because she was a lousy therapist and let her clients down!
Ass Kisser: Cory F
Reason: Married me and gambled away ALL my money on the net!had to go
bankrupt and am losing my home because of this fool!he found out I was
losing my job and filed for divorce THREE DAYS LATER!!!!!
Ass Kisser: Shannon
Reason: She is a liar and a lazy thief. Takes the work and words of others
and tries to pass them off as her own. Kiss my ass and live you own life
instead of pretending to live the lives of others!!!
Ass Kisser: James A
Reason: coz he is my best friend and i think he needs to kiss my a$$ i would
Ass Kisser: troy
Reason: cause he is my best friend and is the biggest butthole in the world
Ass Kisser: buster
Reason: he leaves me all the time and trys to come back after a couple weeks
and i want him to kiss my ass cuz hes a jerk off bitch who thinks hes the
shit but really he fits his name just right a BUSTA!
Ass Kisser: Anthony B.
Reason: becuz he's realllllly hot and cute and i luuuuv him
Ass Kisser: Elise
Reason: cause she is hot 4 1 and 2 she is a g00d kisser :P
Ass Kisser: Maddi G
Reason: because she is so hot but I don't think I can ask her out (I love
Ass Kisser: Alan W
Reason: He is an ex boss and he is the biggest dhead I have ever work for.
Ass Kisser: Dalton
Reason: he is a real cute he is so sexy.
Ass Kisser: Katherine
Reason: Because she was very rude to me the other day
Ass Kisser: My neighbor Howard
Reason: Because no one elected him the god of the neighborhood, although he
thinks he is!
>From all of the neighborhood kids, kiss it Howard!
Ass Kisser: Chad
Reason: ----ed my best friend less than a week before my marriage to him
in my bed and then broke up with me for her!!!!!! I need this!!!!
Ass Kisser: Edwin T
Reason: because he told my best friend that he broke up with me and when
i see your ugly nasty ass i going to kiss it bye bitch
Ass Kisser: Tina H
Reason: Because she left her poor handicap daughter in Ohio to shack up with
a guy in Georgia that wont even marry her skanky butt!
Ass Kisser: my brother
Reason: for always leaving the toilet seat up and eating all the good shit
in the fridge
Ass Kisser: Everyone
Reason: Because....idk. I just felt like participating in this
Ass Kisser: Andrea
Reason: She dumped me for a little lowlife scum
Ass Kisser: Jasmen,
Kristine And Agnes
Reason: They betray me and my cousin Laura and try to turn them against
Ass Kisser: Melba
Reason: for getting me freaked out because of another prank
Ass Kisser: jessica
Reason: she kissed every thing else
AssKisser: jamie and his mum
Reason: cuz j ent neva botherded seein his son EVA n they live in the
same town and cuz his mums a lardass who luks like uncle fester wiv a
Ass Kisser: batista
Reason: because he is on drugs and i want to see him get embarrassed
Ass Kisser: david n
Reason: cause he is a weak werido who loves this website and i would love to
see the expression on his face
Ass Kisser: Zia
Reason: cause she's my gf
Ass Kisser: My dad
Reason: He is always an ass to me and I think he lives to be mean!!
Ass Kisser: Hughie
Reason: For being a "No-Good" bully to everyone you meet. Kiss my ass.
Ass Kisser: Ryan C
Reason: I have put up with his shit for to damn long. It's time he paid
Ass Kisser: James D
Reason: Because he is one of the people who thinks he is better than
everyone else, ad with one punch i could sort him out but he hides
behind all his chav mates,
Ass Kisser: Natalie
Reason: Because I love her. ;)
Ass Kisser: John r
Reason: just because
Ass Kisser: mike
Reason: because he's a dumb ass
Ass Kisser: dad and (NEW) step mom
Reason: there r so controlling and they should kiss my ass coz i hate
Ass Kisser: my parents
Reason: because they can't get off there lazy ass and do the things that
need to be done instead of making me and my sisters doing them
Ass Kisser: Ryan A
Reason: because even though i like you u have no right to ask me out then
stand me up go to the mall wth my brother or try to undress me when i am
going out with z... you bastard
Ass Kisser: My horrible Ex
Reason: He is such a FAKE! he should burn in hell for making my life
messy and for thinking he could get me back anytime after f--king me
around!...Dumbass you are weird!!
Ass Kisser: georgia
Reason: She screwed the neighbors dog an got caught.. yuck -poor dog
Ass Kisser: Christian
Reason: just because
Ass Kisser: Adriel M
Reason: Cause he's a dickhead! That's reason enough ain't it? 4real he
should kiss my ass cause he left his daughter 3 yrs & 1 month ago & hasn't
been back to see her. Now that's an ass!
Ass Kisser: Katie
Reason: She cheated on me with my best friend behind my back and then
had the nerve to suck up to me and get me back. Fuck you and kiss my ass
Ass Kisser: My ex Peter
Reason: Because i had 3 kids with him and he never willingly paid apenny
in child support
Ass Kisser: Matty C------
Reason: He broke up with me because his mommy didn't like that I had been
married before! What a Biatch!
Ass Kisser: My lil Bro
Reason: He thinks hi's soooo smart, but he can KISS MY ASS on that!
Ass Kisser: Everyone I know
Reason: They all make me angry in one way or another...especially the guys,
they think they can get away with anything! well not anymore! no more miss
Ass Kisser: monica n
Reason: cause she wont leave my husband alone. Get a clue your the
ex-girlfriend I am the wife. lol... wake up call. Please answer it.
Ass Kisser: Wives who hate the Hubby's GF
Reason: Clue by 4 time honey- if *he* wasn't chasin' her , he'd be
chasin some other skirt - she's may be dumb for f****** your hubby- but
YOU married the slut-boy,lol !
Ass Kisser: Jay
Reason: Because I am so sick of sitting around waiting for him to fit 20
minutes into his schedule to spend some time with me his freaking fiancée. I
want a life besides sitting around pining for him.
Ass Kisser: robyn
Reason: because she is just pure evil to me and my friends
Ass Kisser: Gerardo
Reason: He dump me 3/16/06 in p.s11 i was in the 7th grade and he was in the
Ass Kisser: Michael
Reason: Because he is the sexiest person alive!
Ass Kisser: Caroline
Reason: Because she is soo HOt
Ass Kisser: AMANI
Reason: Because this guy didnt even like me he only went out with me
because i was a good kisser what an ASSHOLE!!!
Ass Kisser: Gunther
Reason: He is my boss
Ass Kisser: Matthew B
Reason: He stole MY jeans!!
Ass Kisser: my husband jon
Reason: he is a promise breaker, he said he would stop smoking, he said he
would stop leaving his cloths on the floor. i still love him, but he is a
Ass Kisser: my boo
Reason: she is the best boo ever
Ass Kisser: Toni
Reason: she slept with my best friends boyfriend
Ass Kisser: Aleta
Reason: Because she doesnt fucing ever shut her mouth. she should kiss
my ass and go fuc herself shedget more d-ck. Sucks to be u bitch
Ass Kisser: Amber V
Reason: She was drunk one night and hit our mom.
Ass Kisser: Alicia
Reason: because i think she is a stupid ass bitch and i don't care that
i didn't spell her name right beeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaach!!!!
Ass Kisser: The Queen
Reason: Cause it woulod be funny
I would like to tell
Mervakaveli's Karma to kiss my ass because he takes rejection like a bitch!
Ass Kisser: tiah
Reason: she should pucker up because she knew I like this boy and she
went with her anyway
reason: she told me to fu** off that bi**h how dare she.
Name: sara a
reason: she bosses me around like i'm her servant bit*h
BECAUSE SHE SUCKS!
Who: JOEY A------
Why: BECAUSE HE IS A MOOCHER. HE IS 29 YEARS OLD AND HAS NO LIFE. HE IS
A PIECE OF SHIT WHO THINKS THAT EVERYONE OWES HIM SOMETHING. I WISH HE
WOULD JUST GO AWAY.
Person: Everyone on this page
Reason: YOU GUYS ALL SUCK COMPLAINING ON A WEBPAGE LIKE THIS
YOU CAN KISS MY ASS
COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE COOKIES
To : my mother
reason : She is making my life like an Awful nightmare, everytime she calls
my name , i am sure there's a disaster in the way to happen to me .......
To my Boyfriend of 2 years who
is seeing chicks online because he claims I am getting chubby, I am pregnant
you ass remember it was a mutual decision. My ex-husband, who to this day
continues to fuck up my credit by being 4 months behind on his truck and
having the house foreclosed on because his whore of the week spent his
mommy's money. To my sister for walking out on her 6 week old who is now 3
so she can get laid. To everyone who pisses me off daily because they can.
To my mother in law that wants
my husband to be with his ex girlfriend because the slut spread her legs and
had a child, to my sister in laws because they smile to my face and talk
about me behind my back, to my step dad because he is mean to my mom, to my
husband because he has more girlfriends than a priest has nuns and to his
ex's cop boyfriend that follows my car around like some sort of freak, happy
Name: everyone on this page
Reason: because you all have been beaten, raped, cursed at, lost a
significant other, or some dumb shit, and no one wants to kiss your ass
because you play your shit off as a damn crutch....well kiss my ass all of
you because your all dumb for thinking anyone cares enough to kiss your ass
and if you really mean it say it to their face not on some damn site they
will never see...... [Harsh, eh?]
Name: Cherry Point Stables -
Reason: They are dog killers!
Reason: telling lies to my girl and breaking us up
Name: Sarah H
Reason: Because you got a job... and I don't!
Reason: He calls me a fag everyday and he toilet papered my house. He lit my
moms favorite tree on fire and i want to get him back
Name: liam t
Reason: because he is always looking at my ass
Reason: he is a mole
Name: Maria F
Reason: She attacked me and I am mad now
Reason: Because he is always too busy to talk on the phone with me. He only
looks at pretends to listen when we go out and doesn't even touch my hand.
His friends are more important than I am. This guy has no time for me, but I
take time out of my Ivy-League education to call his lame ass. This guy is
unclear about his feelings and treats me like a child. On top of it, he
drives drunk and lies about returning my calls. I care about this guy but he
has got to get rid of his time barrier and realize that I am important and
worthy of his time. If he does not then he could kiss my ass!
Name: Tracey H
Reason: Coz shes always up my ass anyway!! and when i get something
done..like a tattoo or piercing she gets the same!! its unbelievable, so she
can kiss my ass!!!!! hehe
Reason: Couse his hair looks better then mine wen it was long!
Reason: Because he is an asshole and he has wasted 2 years of my life by
constantly picking me up and dropping me.
Name: the guy i like
Reason: he told me that he liked me and we would hang out, then he frikin
ditched me, then he told me that he wanted my frikin sister...shes fuking 13
dickwad. get a goddamned life
Name: Roger Ebert
Reason: He Sucks At Reviewing Movies
Reason: Because I can't get anyone else to do it for me.
Reason: because he says that no1 likes me, he is sooo f--king GAY!!!
Reason: He's an arshole
Name: my dad
Reason: cuz he takes drugs an beats me my sisiters an my mom
Reason: she is a boyfriend stealer, a dirty lil hoe, plays guys, and
needs to tie a boalder to her feet and have someone drop her in the
bottom of the atlantic ocean! ugh, she discusts me!!!!!
Reason: b/c she is messing with my best friends head. She keeps cheating
on him and if she doesn't stop she's really gonna kiss my ass. NO Lie!
Name: Sammy H
Reason: Sammy H is in his mid 30's, is a pizza boy, need I say more,
yes, he walks around naked when he's drunk;keep ur clothes on dude,
nobody wants to see ur wang. Kiss my grits bitch, I'M PAID! HAHAHAHA
Name: Stephanie H
Reason: Trying to steal my husband
Reason: shes fit
Name: Sammy H
Reason: He is evil
Name: Josh H
Reason: HE slept with my guy
Reason: cuz u ugly and wont leave me alone
Reason: Cause he is a jerk, that was suppose to be a good friend.
Whatever did it to me. So LEFTY KISS MY ASS.
Reason: He tried to hook up with a girl on line ..little did he know it was
my friend and she sent me all the proof! Did I mention he was my fiance and
he was actually talking to me on line at the same time.
Name: Michael D
Reason: he's an asshole and should not be tolerated
Name: michelle b
Reason: she left me with a lot of debt but i got over it and now shes
paying hehe kiss my ass
Name: corey feldman
Reason: he rocks
Reason: She kiks ass in soft ball
Reason: because his mother thinks she is better than me and he is always
defending her, like he agrees with her or something. The b***h can go to
Name: Brad Pitt
Reason: As he is an idiot
Name: BRIAN C***
Reason: because i was there for him when he almost died but then he fell
for another girl! Even after that he called me a bitch!
Name: Richard A
Reason: Because he hurt me so badly and he kissed my best friend
Reason: because the bitch broke my heart after being together for a year
and 3 months
Name: Joshua N
Reason: For bloddy well bein a dumbass and pranking us all!! and for
spitting popcorn that was chewed out of his mouth at us!
Reason: he is a twat but i nlove him
Reason: He insults my children. He won't stop. Kiss my ass!
Name: Amy B
Reason: That b***h put me in because she thinks im hot and she would
like to get close to me
Name: enid c
Reason: she's my mother in law and thinks she's a cut above!
Reason: He is a sad person that got dumpted by Georgia for me
Reason: I want to throw food at her
Name: Angus k
Reason: he has a funny eye and talks weird
Name: Mitch G
Reason: he is a tight ass wanker
Reason: he's mean
Reason: he's such a jerk!
Name: jake b,(my
Reason: he's a loser and is soo gay
Name: ricky r
Reason: cause he is sooo cocky and smart mouthed and he is never ever wrong
Reason: Because he's a spinless snake and a gutless pig!!
Reason: For Calling me Billy Bo-Bob-Sain-John-Lewie-Batone
Reason: Because you run your mouth too much and you can never back up what
you say and because you're always trying to be cool but you dont realize
that nobody likes you. BITCH!!!
Reason: He gets everything handed to him on a silver platter and he
doesn't appreciate it and all he does is say he is better than me.
Reason: because i love him
Reason: Because you're a bitch who is an awful ANNOYING person, there, I
Name: Jake Roberts
Reason: He dumped me at going out with me for 2 years
Reason: Because she is mean 2 me
Name: Ville Valo
Reason: hes damn hot
Reason: cos it wont let me slap it
Name: The Exam People
Reason: If they don't give me a totally decent Grade for my A Level Exams,
which I worked my ass off for. If i dont get a decent grade i FEEL I MAY
SLOOOWWWWLY EXPLLLLOOOODE. *pop*
Reason: coz he brakes all my controllers and disk for the gamecube and
Name: Joeseph S
Reason: while we where driving one late night he thought it would be
funny to press his foot against the brake pedal and I swerved to the
side of the road and hit a backyard brick wall and I totaly recked my
car. I was going to get rid of the car anyways but now I can't get any
money for it.
Reason: for being mean to me
Reason: prank my irritating brother
Reason: cause i hate him
Reason: cos i asked him out and he said no. I know he fancies me though
cos he sent me flowers on valentines day
Reason: cos he punches & kicks me 4 no reason & I hate him ,hes a
Reason: to make me lauph
Name: Hugh D
Reason: for ruining my prank on my ex
Reason: Because he borrowed $50 from my boyfriend and I and then lied and
said he got arrested for getting in a fight and was sent to prison. (GOOD
ONE) Then a week later when my boyfriend confronted him about it he said he
wasn't going to pay us back and spit in his face AND threw a chair at him.
WHAT A PUNK. To bad my boyfriend is his superior.
Reason: for pulling my pants down at church
Reason: For causing me to go in a deep depression that almost resulted
in suicide last year. I'd like to kick his but you selfish bastard
Reason: Stole the only love i had away from me by telling him i was cheating
Reason: for breaking my heart!
Reason: for making me give a reason why someone should kiss my ass...come
ON! That's soooo immature!!
Reason: Hes so annoying and is always on my case about stupid that has
nothing to do with him he just gets on my nerves
Reason: Friend Backstaber,jerk, idiot, loser, and just for fun
Name: Martyn N
Reason: Cos he left me lol
Name: matty c
Reason: hes a bouf and he always has to be the best
Reason: For trying to fight me over her boyfriend cheating on her with
Reason: hes a turkey
Name: fantastic 4
Reason: i want to watch it
Name: latin queen
Reason: for being a bitch!
Name: carly s
Reason: because i fancy the pants off her
Reason:just want ere to!
Name: Transportation Security
Reason: Cause they suck and they are a bunch of panty sniffers
Name: sean g
Reason: he always takes a new msg name and says he wants to go out with me
Reason: Because he cheated on me and screwed some other girl. And
because he is a big asshole
Name: Bubba Pace
Reason: Lied to me on several occasions about idiotic things that shouldn't
be lied about. Plus he lies to everyone else about how he doesn't like guys
but on his myspace he proclaims with joy that he
Reason: He has to many problems and he want everyone to listen to him whine
about it but wont fix the problems himself he would rather drag us all down
with him so he can KISS MY ASS
Reason: because i dont like him at all
Name: Jason B
Reason: cause he tried to kill his hamsters
Name: My hampsters snoopy
Reason: vcause i love them and it would be cool if they kissed my ass
Reason: Anyone thats gotta problem wit me
Name: Aryn L
Reason: i love her and i'v saved her hampster because he was nearly eatin by
Name: Josh W, Jason B, Majd Y
Reason: The reason is because they all punched me with brass knuckles and
hit me with bats. Then I had to go to the hospital and my parents thought I
was the one that started a fight and picked on them because that's what they
told my parents. They did not even get in trouble!
Reason: cause she spread rumors at my school about me being pregnant!
Reason: cause hes a little bitch!
Reason: Flirts with MY man too much rite in front of HER man!
Reason: he cheated on me , and he stills talks to much s*** *t
Reason: lying and flirting with my guy
Name: brad pitt
Reason: he is so fit and has a massive fan club and i'm no.1
Reason: i love her but shes annoying
Name: Ms. Tanner A.K.A The
Reason: I would like the fat Pinesol lady, Jelly Doughnut eating, and most
of all the democratic ball sucker Ms. Fat ass Tanner to leave me and my
husband alone in private. She never shuts her damn mouth maybe I should give
her a big mac, since she a Mc Fat Ass, She need to go on a Mc Diet and leave
us alone. That's all (oh yeah and she can go to hell and kiss my ass on the
way down!!!!) have a nice day ; )
Reason: She broke up with me and begged me to get back just to brake up with
me again, ditched me once for 4 hours and told all my friends that I was not
Reason: cause she sucks up to my ARSE everyday, so why can't she not kiss it
now! SUC MY ASS ASHLEIGH. yes it's us ha ha!
Name: Elie C
Reason: trying to steal my boy friend
Name: David Beckham
Reason: because he is buff and i'd like to see the face of victoria beckham
when he does
Name: Steph and Jen
Reason: because they keep telling people to kiss their ass, well kiss
someone elses for a change!
Reason: hes so shy he wont even talk to me
Reason: She wrote the won about stole my BF and made lies about her... shes
a bitch!!! All of that is a lie
Name: to ppl who like rap/hiphop
Reason: CUZ RAP/HIPHOP SUCKS AND IT CAN KISS MY F___ING ROCK LOVING
ASS!!!! RAP/HIPHOP ISNT WORTHY OF BEING CALLED MUSIC!!!!!!
Reason: he acts like a jerk
Name: Johnny in NC
Reason: Still being a momma's boy, broke our engagement off, STILL living at
home with MOM at 34 years old and NEEDS to GROW UP!!! I was the best thing
you ever had, MORON!!!!
Name: Neil L
Reason: Because he is a cheating bastard!!
Name: renee b
Reason: must have been born that way
Name: doug ellis
Reason: he has no idea what he is doing in football
Reason: he basically outed me to the whole school and laughs bout it.....
Reason: cuz i love him
Reason: because I want to be kissed in the ass and some times I need
because use to have girl and we use to do and she break up with and I no
to kiss my butt and get love to.
Name: i would like my old
Reason: cuz she is fine and i would like my lips on her smooth ass
Reason: because she is trying to steal my man and she is spreading
rumors all over town that they are going out and she is pregnant with
Reason: to feel lucky
Reason: being mean to kenan
REASON: cause im hot and hes not
REASON: he should kiss my ass because he nearly killed me through 15 years
of mental and emotional anguish - also, because he thinks he's better than
everybody else, AND he's a cop, AND he's a clueless, godless freak!!!!!!
NAME: louie w
REASON: because he thinks he is soo cool when he well isnt an he is a
big plonker with a smelly face
NAME: Tavaris R
REASON: Because he is a 29 year old college drop out who leaches off of his
mother, lives at home (with no plans to ever leave), a multiple felon,
conducts his drug "mole" trafficking out of our house, is jealous of his
older brother's accomplishment, is mad at the world. The only things he's
good for is making babies and causing problems!
REASON: Not because I hold any sort of personal vendetta against him just
because he is such a complete legend in internet circles that I would be so
happy if he kissed my ass that I would die of happiness.
REASON: Allways wanted to know what it feels like
*Identifiable details have been changed so that no one can tell who exactly
should kiss your ass by what is posted here, but I know, so your effort is
not in vain. If this looks like someone submitted your name as a
possible ass kisser, you are wrong, it was someone else's name, I know,
because I changed it and now you think it's yours. If you still think that
it's you being talked about, please email me, I'd love to make fun of you